Never, Ever, EVER Talk to Cops

Don’t even say “hello” to them, and never but never ask directions.

Some poor sap in Twinsburg, Ohio, sought help in locating the local Walmart from one of our public masters—sorry, servants. “The quick-thinking officer [sic for ‘parasite hoping for even more of the taxpayers’ money via a promotion’] ran the man’s license plates for good measure” – I love that – “and found a warrant out for him from the Bedford Police Department for failure to appear in court.

“The man was arrested and handed over to Bedford police.”

And they wonder why we call them pigs. (Apologies to Sus domesticus.)